saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

perlockholmes:

cumberbatchweb:

Amazing photo of Benedict Cumberbatch just posted by @Clare_cpj!
Brilliant!

is this real life

perlockholmes:

cumberbatchweb:

Amazing photo of Benedict Cumberbatch just posted by @Clare_cpj!

Brilliant!

is this real life

ohcrucio:

HUGE CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY!! handmade jewerly made by me

Now it’s finally time. It’s december and christmas is just around the corner. 

I’ve been planning this giveaway for around two months, because I wanted to do something special for you guys. Now you might think that this isn’t special at all since I have giveaways a little now and then - BUT, in the biggest one I’ve had so far, I only gave away four pieces of jewelry and this time, I’m giving away 14. If you were to buy all these from my etsy shop, it would cost you 128$. So yeah, I think it’s pretty special :))

Aaand, I’ll give all of you a 10% discount in my shop when buying for over 10$ when entering CHRISTMAS2013.

Rules/Information
  • you obviously must be following me
  • reblog as many times as you want, but only once a day
  • likes is only for bookmarking
  • no giveaway blogs, sideblogs or inactive blogs
  • there will be only one winner
  • I’ll pick the winner using ramdom.org
  • keep your askbox open
  • the winner must answer within 48 hours or I’ll pick another one
  • I ship worldwide
  • giveaway ends january 10th (b/c I’m not sure how much time I’ll have around christmas and new year)
  • if this somehow get’s over 2.000 notes there might be one or two runners-up that’ll get at least one piece of jewelry each
Optional

My askbox is always open if you have any questions.
Good luck everyone! ♥

(Source: malfuys)

the-cool-kid-69:

i-just-drew-a-square:

mismagireve:

burningthefallenangel:

theamazonprince:

this is some fucked up stuff

where the fuck is this from I want to know

It’s Rachel Wise’s Fairy Tale series!  Here are some more:

Rachael-Wise-disney-7

Rachael-Wise-disney-2

Rachael-Wise-disney-8

Rachael-Wise-disney-5

Rachael-Wise-disney-3

Rachael-Wise-disney-1

oh dear

Oh my